High wages, rugged beauty, friendly folks, good health care, a world-class education system, tolerance, acceptance, innovation, and optimism….
…. THESE ARE THE FORCES THAT THREATEN ALBERTA.
Only Vic McConought (that’s me!) can lead us back into our sacred past, and protect Alberta from the such sinister forces as modernity, reality, history, and even geography.
I am launching a tour of Alberta, from Entwhistle in the north to Beazer in the south to hear your concerns, eat your pie, and drink your fermented beverages!
I will hear your voices, I will look into your eyes, and I will be photographed beside your cows, and then I will do what my shadowy financiers ask me to do. And that’s a McConought McPromise. (Josh I think we should fix this it makes me sound like a dessert)