Common Sense Warriors, ol' Vic has met the movers and shakers from the tiny slum of Edmonton to the sprawling metropolis of Entwhistle, and I heard the same thing at every door: “No, you can’t dump your RV here, get lost or I'll sic the dogs on you”
But what I take from this is: only the past is good, and the future is terrible.
Look around. See all those people? They will die… IN THE FUTURE. You know when they didn't die? That’s right, the past.
Therefore, as your UCP leader, I will enforce a strict return to the past policy, specifically in de-urbanification and re-enfarmulation.
Families will be issued 160 acres, and sent a-packing. If they resist, they’ll be told it's an “artisanal authentic rural experience that they can share on the gram (which I'm pretty sure is drugs)”
So Pick Vic and send your neighbours to the fields!!