Well Ol’ Vic has delivered a rousing speech in Pekisko to a crowd of thousands!
I gave 'em a lot to chew on, I could tell by the thoughtful gazes and the sincerity in their eyes!
“This is no bull,” I said, “so I heifer tell you the truth. Only Vic McConought has the courage to stand up to Ottawa and not calve in to pressure!”
They booed (or some similar sound) when I said that, let me tell you!
“I will steer us in the right direction! I have a beef with Ottawa and I'm gonna boot ol' PMJT right in the dairy-air!”
Well they fairly stampeded at that, as you can imagine!
“We have our brand to protect, and by Bovine Providence I will fight for our place at the trough! I won't cow-tow to special interests! Our very future Angus in the balance, and as UCP leader only I can Simmental the guarantees we need to stay strong and free!”
They were stamping the ground and shaking their heads; I've never seen such energy!
“I am a Walrond-ed candidate and I ask you to look pasture old distrust of Jason Kenney and embrace what you have herd tonight!”
“Now who's ready to get on the Vic McConought liner to a better, more great again, Alberta?!”