Well there, Common Sense Warriors, Ol' Vic has been on a high-ate-us after the Twitters there ended up with more Nazis that even we could handle, but with a provincial election in the offing there's no time to waste on getting our pro-Alberta anti-The-Future agenda out there.
Here's my first point: Freedom.
Here's my second point: Governing. People say that the UCP isn't ready to form government, but we have formed more governments in the last four years than the abNDP did, by 100%!
And with our long history with Big Danielle, you know we'll be forming new governments every year, many of them which she will join. (We see governing kinda like that Family Reunion that Uncle Johnny hosted every year in Fairview: liaisons best left undiscovered, dogs exchanging fleas, and backstabbing and violence.)
So vote UCP in the alberta Election, whenever it happens, and we'll see you at the Reunion!