Make Alberta Rectangley Again!

JUST KIDDING! Like Jason Kenney's resignation, we're back!

NOTE TO ALL YOU COMMON SENSE WARRIORS: With the departure of President Trump and the moderately surprisingly smooth end to his reign, we now retire the #MARA Campaign. With the Advent of municipal elections in Alberta, we are jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon as we… TAKE ALBERTA BACK.

We are all about making Alberta Great Again, and returning it to The Past when everything was wonderful. And part of that Great Past was our traditional Rectangular Shape. AND YES WE KNOW the Fact-inistas will tell you Alberta was never a rectangle, but you tell them to shut their patchouli holes; Ol' Vic is dedicated to making this province Great again, even in fictional ways. So let's MAKE ALBERTA RECTANGLEY AGAIN and here's why:

No more sales tax

Only provinces without sales taxes have jobs, economies, freedom, and hockey. Join us!

Increased parental choice for schools,

We literally don't care how you educate your kids. Tell 'em that Frogs are Mammals and the Earth is borne through a sea of lemon drops by Fatrasha The Benevolent. Your kids deserve freedom from Facts & Knowledge

An easier to draw province

What the h*ll is Alberta shaped like anyway? Are we a pentagon? Who can draw that? NO ONE, that's who

A better flag

What IS the BC flag exactly? Kelsey Grammer's hair underwater? and why are their TWO flags on it? Choose one, the Union Jack or... explosion in front of a dying TV or whatever the bottoms is supposed to be.

1 better hockey team

Can't tell you which one though; but rest assured, eventually before Ol' Vic dies, we will have a team go to the Cup again.

Younger Driver Ages

Kids NEED to learn how to drive. Notice that as we take away kids' RIGHT to drive, they play more Pokemons  Go?  NOT. A. COINCIDENCE.

67% more Common Sense

Less facts!  More Common Sense!  If it FEELS like it should be true, then in Alberta it IS true!

25% increase to salaries.

You people in BC are paupers!  You can't argue with statistics! Switch to living in Alberta and we promise your salary will go up 25%*

*not a promise.

Average age of 37

When you become an Albertan, you'll become 5 years younger, on average from 41 to 37!

And wouldn't being younger feel great?